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Decrees, anointments, and declarations from the Crown may be found here. I've been called a Queen, but I'm far from it. I've taken what I have darling. I am an Empress!
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::30::
I’m 30. It feels like 30. Gosh those 20s just flew by. Sex, drugs, and video tapes. Oh those were the days. There was school at Sydney, partying in Paris, lovin’ on London, and oh I can’t forget Amsterdam; though I can’t actually remember what went on there. I’ve earned millions and have conquered plenty. I have all that I could want at this time. The Mockery Mansions all have over 100 rooms, well except the one in West Hollywood, it only has 69. Princess Stacy just can’t help herself. I’ve donated a few hundred thousand to charities created to help rehabilitate anthropologist gone mad thanks to the debunking of some long-standing theory. Pat is out to get them. Crazy mad scientist. Which leads me to my life’s ambition, which is to solve the last of the universe’s greatest mystery. “But what about banana?” The world may never know, but I intend to try and find out.
The Crown
posted by Steven @
1/29/2002 12:59:00 AM
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::Damn Pittsburgh::
I’m going to be old. By this time tomorrow I’ll be thirty. Well, not really. I’ll actually be 22, but I may as well be thirty. My next significant birthday is my fortieth. Woo hoo! Half of my life is over. I'll sure wanna party down then. Anyway, tomorrow at 10:30am I turn 30. Apparently the night is going to be celebrated by my disappearance. I’m sure that will make a lot of people very happy. Though I wont be gone for long. A friend of mine is going to kidnap me and take me to my surprise dinner party after we pick up a few things from Ralph’s of course. Surprise ruined you say. I don’t think so. I had a meeting planned at 6:30pm on the same night; the beans were spilled so I could cancel the meeting. I’ve never been one to plan my own parties. I think that is kind of sad for one to have to thrown their own party. I love my friends. . Aren’t they the sweetest? I wish they could all be here to yank and celebrate me. Damn Pittsburgh!
The Crown
posted by Steven @
1/28/2002 09:00:00 PM
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::Kilos::
I've been granted conditional admission to the University of Sydney. I'm very excited about it, but I've discovered that I already miss America. I'll miss mostly my mother, father, friends and I’ll almost miss my little sister. It's funny really, though I still sit in my Los Angeles residence hall bedroom; I already feel thousands of miles away from home. Should I have used kilometers instead? Hmm, not yet. I'm still here and I’m going to love it. Goddess Bless America Damn It!
The Crown
posted by Steven @
1/22/2002 04:07:00 AM
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::University of Sydney::
Sydney is a beautiful city. I had a fantastic time there with a new association of friends. It was nice to be absolutely independent and alone for the first time in my life. Though I did have minor guidance from the locals, I was for the first time in my life free to think as I’d like to. It’s not Los Angeles, my bold City of the Angeles, my land of twinkle, beauty, and cement. It is Sydney; a place of calm, warmth, and fauna. It is my future home.
The Crown
posted by Steven @
1/05/2002 03:18:00 AM
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